Gentle Introductions

It is funny how reunions come about -within the last two years I had the pleasure of reuniting with my father after 25 years.  My father being most proud to once again have me as part of his life was pleased to introduce me to everyone he knew.  It was on several occassions people said, "Why we didn't know you had a daughter?"  My father being blessed with a graceful tongue would then explain, "Well you see 30 years ago my wife said to me, I do not believe in sex so you need to find it elsewhere, so what did I do, I found Sarah's mother and nine months later we had my bastard."  Yep that is how my dad introduces me to everyone he knows.